The Consolation Game

[Cridders88]

Cellphones seems to rule some people's lives, but are useful to stay connected and in emergencies.

Bacon

[thawoods]

bacon is pork but delicious

hamburgers x

[Cridders88]

They can make you gain weight like no-one's business in excess, but they taste so good

Roads

[thawoods]

roads are boring but important

amaryllis x

[Cridders88]

Amaryllis are a pain in the arse to get to flower more than once, but when they do they look nice.

Gorgeous guys

[thawoods]

gorgeous guys are not easy to come by but are always available

killer whales x

[Cridders88]

Killer whales have been known to attack humans whilst in captivity but they are actually nowhere near as aggressive as their title suggests.

Gay porn

[thawoods]

gay porn is clichee but timeless

doctors x

[Cridders88]

Cars are very expensive to run but great for getting from A to B, wherever you want, whenever you want.

Opticians

[thawoods]

opticians are scary but they help you when your eye is damaged

frogs