03-14-2016, 05:39 PM
I'm just a guy whose fluently sarcastic, has an embarassingly encyclopedic knowledge of pokemon, and would probably punch a small child for a spoonful of nutella.
I've spent more time wandering around museums looking for somewhere to sit than I have with my entire extended family. I like to imagine my soul resembles a thousand-year-old talking tree that smokes a pipe and tells bad jokes. I go to parties and make friends with the dog.
There's more of course, but those are the cliffnotes.
I've spent more time wandering around museums looking for somewhere to sit than I have with my entire extended family. I like to imagine my soul resembles a thousand-year-old talking tree that smokes a pipe and tells bad jokes. I go to parties and make friends with the dog.
There's more of course, but those are the cliffnotes.