The power of re-incarnation

[LONDONER]

Works miracles at times!

[Insertnamehere]

People just don't know how to elaborate a proper lie

[LJay]

Reminds me of the excuse that the dining room workers would use to get off work. They would come in the office trying hard to look like they were miserable and tell me that it was their "time of month." One of them stretched it a bit too far and I said, "Lil, do you realize you have had your period three times in the last four weeks. I think you might want to see a doctor." She straightened up, looked insulted that a man would say such a thing and went back to work.

Oh, the things you think of when you can't sleep!

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