My Big Ass and My Daddy

[AdamRomain]

I'm an 18-year-old schoolboy. The reason I'm posting this is because I want some advice and help.

I'm 5"8. Slim. My waist is 28 inches. When I hit puberty my butt started growing. At a rate I thought was abnormal. The other parts of my body didn't seem to be growing that much. But it was as if everything I ate was going into my ass. I stayed slim while my butt grew and grew and grew. This carried on for a few years. Now my butt cheeks are like basketballs. Except they're juicy, jiggly, bouncy, and squidgy as well as firm. My waist is still the same size. I have to have my trousers specially made otherwise they won't fit. My butt has ripped holes in my underwear before.

I think my ass is having another growth spurt. Again, the other parts of my body don't seem to be growing. Just my ass.

I'm trying to come to terms with my butt. But it's hard. People stare at me in the street. I've been groped several times on public transport. My friends make excuses to spank or grope my ass. Even my dad has been helping me get dressed. The other day he asked me if I needed help washing my ass in the bath. I think he meant it. I'm not sure that his interest is sexual. But he does seem to watch my ass all the time. But so does everyone else now.

Any advice about what I should do is welcome. Thank you.

[Cobalt]

Oh wow...this is a rather, new topic. A quick point: your ass will get you lots of attention. Assuming you are a bottom, welcome thine ass as a gift from God. Because it will get you many a date/lay. I'm not saying that will fetch you lots of quality guys but, I will say you will get many of them just for having, as they say, a: "Juicy Booty" "Junk in the trunk", you know the phrases.

As for your Dad, this is like, your actual, biological Dad? The fact that you think he seriously wanted to wash your ass is puzzling. Or exciting, depending on where you want things to go. If you have no sexual interest in your father, tell him those comments make you uncomfortable. And then immediately make plans to move out from your creepy father. If you DO have a sexual interest in your father then go for it (I may or may not be kidding).

Now inform everyone here what you diet and booty regimen consists of so that we all may grow a wonderful behind without growing out from the front/waist at the same time.

[Sylph]

Gurrl please.

I have a phat ass too and there is nothing wrong with that. I been wearing a 34" waist since highschool and these thighs and chapas just hereditary.

Just don't go giving it out to the boys for free. Plenty loosey goosey gurls would love a big bumpa, so take pride in ya body hun.

You're only you once and that's perfectly okey.

As for ya deddy,

I'da slapt his face and told him off... Then again I'm a lil intolerant of creeps;
But no matter the person, always make clear who you are and your boundaries.
He should be ashamed. Sorry to say, but it's the truth.

[InbetweenDreams]

Yeah that is a little disturbing about the dad thing...

[Radbot42]

Maybe post a pic of your backside (leave the clothes on) so we can see if your over exaggerating or not.

[LJay]

And your doctor says what?

[TigerLover]

You should flesh this out abit and try posting on literotica.com instead.

Stuff about your dad is gross though change it to gym teacher or local older pervert and you'll expand your audience dramatically.

[Insertnamehere]

Well, start doing push ups and lunges so you can have muscle volume balancing out things. You'd kill even more.

Just take the compliments.

I'm a little confused as to your seemingly non-chalant description about your dad's approach. Do you not find it as disturbing as I do?

[LJay]

Insert, it's a matter of "Who's your Daddy?"

[Insertnamehere]

^ You know LJay, I feel like am I'm reading some weirdly written script for porn.

Gawd, let it be that...