Your Daily Horoscope

[knickerbuck]

NOTE: Please do this once a day:
Pick a person whom you know and state his horoscope:


Pisces - You will be visited by (a/n)
Aries - You will be guided by (a/n)
Taurus - You will be mentored by a
Gemini - You will be eaten by (a/n)
Cancer - You be granted superpowers by (a/n)
Leo - You will be lectured by (a/n)
Virgo - You will be rewarded by (a/n)
Libra - You will be punched by (a/n)
Scorpio - You will be tickled by (a/n)
Sagittarius - You will be abducted by (a/n)
Capricorn - You will be bugged by (a/n)
Aquarius - You will be kissed by (a/n)

Pick another person whom you also know and state his Chinese Zodiac:

rat - alien
ox - queen
tiger - starfish
rabbit - Rugrat
dragon - Ronald McDonald
snake - Evil Knievil
horse - Paula Deen
goat - Athena
monkey - Will Smith
rooster - Hermione
dog - Buddha
pig - Nero

then, /(your birth date) - (the date of today)/ = /[d + m + y] - [d + m + y]/ = /n/:

n=1 - and will be given a fortune cookie.
n=2 - and will be kicked in the ass.
n=3 - and will sing Die Another Day by Madonna.
n=4 - and will be congratulated by him.
n=5 - and will be forced to do the Limbo.
n=6 - and will be slapped in the ass for disobeying.
n=7 - and will be a DJ for a year.
n=8 - and will sing Satan loves me.
n=9 - and will kick some ass today.
n=0 - and will blatantly bomb the United States White House.
n=odd integer * holiday - and will deck the halls with boughs of holly.
n=even integer * holiday - and will paint the roses red.

[knickerbuck]

You will be mentored by Nero and will be given a fortune cookie.

[Miles]

Are birth date and today's date rendered as DD/MM/YYYY, MM/DD/YYYY, DD/MM/YY, MM/DD/YY, what? If the day or month are a single digit, does a zero go in front or is the number you're adding just one fewer digit?

[knickerbuck]

yeah, it's understandable, but the formula i used for the date, the one i used, d/m/y is nominal in nature ..

[knickerbuck]

its supposed to be dd/mm/yyyy but i cant edit it now, so ill leave this string here

[knickerbuck]

You will be eaten by Will Smith and will be kicked in the ass.

[knickerbuck]

([d+d]+[m+m]+[y+y+y+y])=f1
([d+d]+[m+m]+[y+y+y+y])=f2
/f1-f2/=/n/

[knickerbuck]

"You will be abducted by Hermione and will be kicked in the ass."

[knickerbuck]

[MENTION=12402]Miles[/MENTION], i updated the formula, it's in a string above this post

[knickerbuck]

[MENTION=12402]Miles[/MENTION], i updated the formula, it's in a string above this post