the message for the moment thread

[knickerbuck]

YOUR CRUSH's NAME - YOUR NAME = alphabet's corresponding numbers are their ordinal value e.g. a=1, z=27 = not greater or equal to 100. if so. 100 = 99. must be absolute value


1 digit odd number - earth - Oprah will
1 digit even number - fire - Miranda from Sex and the City will
2 digit odd number - wind - Son Goku will
2 digit even number - water - Bjork will


Your friend's zodiac sign

Pisces - kill
Aries - kiss
Taurus - love

Gemini - hate
Cancer - spit on
Leo - drive crazy

Virgo - make love to
Libra - kick
Scorpio - sexualize

Sagittarius - exagerrate
Capricorn - erase [object] from the pages of history
Aquarius - eradicate

Your enemy's Chinese zodiac

rat - your mom
ox - your dad
tiger - your cousin

rabbit - your crush
dragon - your uncle
snake - your aunt

horse - the boy next door
goat - the girl next door
monkey - your boss

rooster - your niece
dog - your nephew
pig - your favorite superhero

time of the day

7am-12am - and will bring home the bacon.
12am-6pm - and will have the devil to pay.
7pm-12pm - and will crush your enemy.
12pm-6am - and will say "i love you."


string these together and you have your message for the moment:

[knickerbuck]

"Oprah will eradicate your favorite superhero and will crush your enemy."

[knickerbuck]

YOUR CRUSH's NAME - YOUR NAME = alphabet's corresponding numbers are their ordinal value e.g. a=1, z=27 = not greater or equal to 100. if so. 100 = 99. must be absolute value


1-25 digit odd number - earth - Oprah will
25-50 digit even number - fire - Miranda from Sex and the City will
50-75 digit odd number - wind - Son Goku will
75-100+ digit even number - water - Bjork will


Your friend's zodiac sign

Pisces - kill
Aries - kiss
Taurus - love

Gemini - hate
Cancer - spit on
Leo - drive crazy

Virgo - make love to
Libra - kick
Scorpio - sexualize

Sagittarius - exagerrate
Capricorn - erase [object] from the pages of history
Aquarius - eradicate

Your enemy's Chinese zodiac

rat - your mom
ox - your dad
tiger - your cousin

rabbit - your crush
dragon - your uncle
snake - your aunt

horse - the boy next door
goat - the girl next door
monkey - your boss

rooster - your niece
dog - your nephew
pig - your favorite superhero

time of the day

7am-12am - and will bring home the bacon.
12am-6pm - and will have the devil to pay.
7pm-12pm - and will crush your enemy.
12pm-6am - and will say "i love you."


string these together and you have your message for the moment: