 The Great Washing Machine Mystery Solved
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07-16-2016, 07:05 PM
Washing machines rotate just fast enough to create a temporary vortex to another universe. A universe with a seemingly insatiable appetite for individual socks.
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07-16-2016, 07:32 PM
oh I agree with this - I currently have a naughty pile of 6 socks without their partners ,and I have no idea where the others have gone
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07-17-2016, 01:17 AM
I figure [MENTION=18997]matty7[/MENTION] might appreciate this circa 1980s solution for a single sock by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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07-17-2016, 03:44 AM
I've considered the question of: would you rather lose an arm or a leg? My answer is a leg. Why? I never seem to lose the matching partner to a glove. Socks? They're always cheating on each other and one of them eventually can't take it anymore and moves out.
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07-17-2016, 04:58 AM
![[Image: redhotchilipepersksksks_465_436_int.jpg]](http://dangerousminds.net/home/dangerou/dangerousminds.net/html/content/uploads/images/made/chrootcontent/uploads/images/redhotchilipepersksksks_465_436_int.jpg)
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07-21-2016, 08:01 PM
Camfer Wrote:I figure [MENTION=18997]matty7[/MENTION] might appreciate this circa 1980s solution for a single sock by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. TBH that's what some of the socks ended up as anyway 
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