Tell Me Lies

[Lightshade]

lol that's not funny, that's something I told a colleague today after washing my shirt with water. "Yeah Lisa. I wash myself every night after work with the dirty washing-water to save the money for taking a shower and oil myself with the cold chip pan oil. It makes the skin smooth and shiny!"



Everything Obi-Wan told me was a lie. fjp999 is my father! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!



:biggrin:

[fjp999]

[COLOR="Purple"]OT
Lightshade, you are too funny... Really nice to have someone with a great sense of humor and nice graphics too

btw, you would be so lucky [/COLOR]

ok, back to your normal play...

[Woolfe]

Fjp trains monkeys to steal him cheesecake from Wal Mart. :tongue:

[sox-and-the-city]

Woolfe can't sleep unless his toes are smeared with a paste of avocado and eel liver.

[princealbertofb]

Soxie doesn't live in the city anymore....

[sox-and-the-city]

It turns out the piercing was actually named after princealbert, and NOT the other way aroun...

[XRIMO]

Sox believes that bee stings will make him more attractive.

[princealbertofb]

Xrimo actually adopts Tarzan and leaves Xena to rot in the heart of the jungle... naughty Xrimo.

[sox-and-the-city]

XRIMO defaced the mona lisa by giving her a moustache, glasses, devil horns and writing the word SLAG across her bosom when he got bored once.

[lisanmaria4eva]

sox-and-the-city, shagged donald duck then ran away with goofy