I think I might be an Asian?

[Sylph]

Here I thought I was a freak for enjoying the burnt clumpy bits. I've been nibbling them in shame for years.

A freak you are not! However there is no shame in being a Freak either, unless it's the sexual kind. Then yes, that's bad


Bittles as I call them, are my favourite part of meals with rice.

It's not an overtly common practice here, but some people like it. It's popular on other islands tho.

Never in shame should you do anything that you like if it harms no one my dear.

You're in kinship with atleast one bitch here

[Sylph]

You eat burnt parts of rice from the bottom of the pot? And no onions for me either, thank you.


I have no idea what any of those things are, by the way. And that's a nice plan, but how're you gonna get me to eat any of that?

Of course darlin' , it's a bess ding enuh! A lil Bittles nuh do ya nothin, de bitts... da yum ta chooks girl!!
[Of course Darling, You know they're the best! A little burnt rice won't be bad for you, the rice... they're delicious as fuck girl!]


You need to come off that high horse darlin, how you could be so picky, but ya not had it before?

Ya go eat it, 'fore I shove de ding dahn ya gullet

[artyboy]

Clearly you must be blessed and sanctified hence forth immediately by way of the blessing that is Pilau and Marsala...

Or perhaps even with my favourite, Bittles, which are lightly burnt portions from the bottom of the pot of Seasoned rice, with Pineapples and blessed ass onions.

...

Hmm, perhaps such a influx of overwhelmingly explosive tastes will leave you mentally crippled...

Best to start you off easy with the aforementioned Pilau

Hmmm my grammar isnt great, does happen when you taught yourself English. Grammar is on my list of things to sort out. Till then you'll have put up with it. Sorry I'm not perfect lol.

[Sylph]

Hmmm my grammar isnt great, does happen when you taught yourself English. Grammar is on my list of things to sort out. Till then you'll have put up with it. Sorry I'm not perfect lol.

No te preocupes
問題ない

Eu entendo muito bem , I was making a jest towards your declaration of love for Thai rice and such.

I speak Broken/Creole English naturally and only learned Standard English in school darlin. And I'm not perfect in all my other languages either.


Off kilter slightly but;

I remember back in school they would tell us:

"It's not 'we bies' , it is 'us' , please don't use that kind of language in this class"

Because "We bies/z" as we say it, is the term we use for "us/all of us" and to our English teacher, it was "Gutter talk", because it's not really English and it's broken at that.

"We Biez gone cha!"

- Literally "All of us are leaving"
(Cha - being a sound of dismissal, kinda like the English phrase "no use")


So I know all too well, but I'm quite belligerent and stick to our native speak.

[meridannight]

You need to come off that high horse darlin, how you could be so picky, but ya not had it before?

Ya go eat it, 'fore I shove de ding dahn ya gullet

Are you threatening me with oral sex? Cause that's not gonna scare me...

And I have eaten rice. My mom forced me to eat it when I was a kid, and I didn't find it particularly tasty.

[Sylph]

Are you threatening me with oral sex? Cause that's not gonna scare me...

And I have eaten rice. My mom forced me to eat it when I was a kid, and I didn't find it particularly tasty.

...

But where ya seen me make mention of anything to do with oral or sex?

That's what's wrong with you bitches, always in lieu of etiquette, ya want a dalliance


Something tells me, that if i as a 22 year old youth am more pliant than you, an adult ass man retaining mental and gastronomical walls erected by way of your parent, then perhaps rice is not the sole issue alone we should be affixed upon.

How will you fare if abroad, especially to Nations with traditional and contemporary dishes you may find "weird?"

Is it that American food is ya staple?

[meridannight]

But where ya seen me make mention of anything to do with oral or sex?

It was just a joke.

Is it that American food is ya staple?

Definitely not.

[TwisttheLeaf]

It must be my French mother's influence. *Chuckles* I only do five out of nine. Maybe six if you count the exotic food thing, since... I'm not really sure what would be defined as "exotic", yeah? That seems really subjective to me.

Although, one of the three I'm not counting, I've also done. But I don't do it regularly. (Washing dishes with tea water.)

The two I don't do are slurp, and spit bones. My mother would have FREAKED at that shit.

[Gideon]

I have to go with Meridan on this one, I don't particularly like rice. Not sure if it's the visual aspect or the texture, but I seem to prefer pastas.

And onions are an absolute and definite -no- I do, however, like the -flavoring- of onions, such as onion powder in recipes. Maybe it's a texture thing again. Or I'm just seriously picky(Obviously)

[meridannight]

I have to go with Meridan on this one, I don't particularly like rice. Not sure if it's the visual aspect or the texture, but I seem to prefer pastas.

And onions are an absolute and definite -no- I do, however, like the -flavoring- of onions, such as onion powder in recipes. Maybe it's a texture thing again. Or I'm just seriously picky(Obviously)

Do you eat red beet?