Use 'lol' as a full stop

[Cridders88]

What happened to stop it being relaxing lol

My flatmate rang me up, drunk and crying her eyes out because she had an argument with her friend (they are out at the pub). Some people should just not drink lol

[Dan1980]

My flatmate rang me up, drunk and crying her eyes out because she had an argument with her friend (they are out at the pub). Some people should just not drink lol

Your right there some people shouldn't drink

[Insertnamehere]

Once I got some really bad food poisoning thanks to my mom and her coercion and my raising and all that you're supposed to eat your food no matter what or else you'll go to hell because you're a bad person, so I spent the night and day after throwing up my insides. Once mother was finally convinced I may need to go to the hospital after I puked water whenever I tried to drink some, we went and I got a novel nurse who really didn't know how to do an IV so she just stabbed my forearm and she got a nice jet stream of high pressure blood from one of my arteries I suppose, like, right in her face and she had to go and someone else did it instead. So I started getting physiological serum for hydration kicks and by then I had a hard time breathing well because my entire torso was just in a lot of pain from all the puking I had done so they gave me morphine and it was a really warm and fuzzy numbing feeling and everything was just fine after that, I smiled and all. I can get why people get addicted to heroin now, because that numbness is just so damn awesome that it seems nothing is going wrong at all and everything will be ok, and you feel so relaxed and at peace. So anyway, when I got home the morning after the second day (day one being when I consumed the food) I had to go on a restricted diet cause I could't take in much, so I dropped 2 kilos (4,5 pounds) in 2 weeks and I was at an all time low of 49 kilos (108 pounds), I was usually at 51-52 kilos back then (112-114 pounds) so hey at least I was skinnier and all, yay me...and now I can say I (kinda) did heroin and (kinda) was bulimic for a week or so when I was 17

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Cridders88]

I'm sat in the dark lol

[Insertnamehere]

One time in school one of my classmates came to me and punched me in the face. Apparently I did a prank and some girls got pissed at him. Of course I did nothing of the sort. I'm hardly the prankster type. Turns out it was the clown class. This is something that I remember every few years. Why would he assume I did something I wasn't known for? Why punch me without even asking me about it first. But yeah...I guess when you're the class pariah everyone can just randomly dump shit on you and punch you for it?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[JohnMusic]

I see squirrels a lot. i would like to be a squirrel for a little while if someone might tell me how i can try that. lol

[Cridders88]

I had a squirrel sit in my lap the other day. They are quite tame in the local park lol

[artyboy]

Im bloody feeling the cold at the moment lol

[Insertnamehere]

Back in 2012 my direct boss and me had such a huge fight she kicked me out of the lab. She didn't get me fired though, the research line director has always been fond of me and I just went elsewhere to do my work and reported directly to him. It went on for a good 3 months and then out of nowhere she tells me to go work at the lab again cause that's where I'm needed and she didn't understand why I wasn't working there

LOL

[Cridders88]

Kracken Spiced Rum is bloody awesome lol