What would you do?

[Alvin]

I rarely check the receipt, so I guess I will be overcharged sworn out knowing.

WWYDI a woman asked you out for a date?

[Cridders88]

Tell them I'm flattered, but not only am I in a relationship, I am also gay.

WWYDI you saw a person clearly on drugs pass out on the pavement but there was already someone with him trying to help?

[Alvin]

I would ask "Should we call the ambulance or the police?"
If she/he says "No. I can handle that." Then I'll walk away.
Otherwise, I will what I can do help.

WWYDI you found out that your best friend and you boyfriend are member of "The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" (Pastafarianism)?

[Scootaloo]

Say fuck it and throw a strainer on my head

WWYDI your loved one told you they were a flat earther?

[Alvin]

I would say "Tell me more about it."

WWYDI you were told that you could only have beer for the rest of your life.

[Cridders88]

Kill myself before the beer causes me a slow death.

WWYDI you got stuck up a tree?

[Alvin]

Search for my phone and call someone. If I can't reach it, "Help!"

WWYDI you woke up, only to find that your penis turned into a vajayjay?

[Justaguy]

Be startled that I apparently still have a pair of hairy bollocks swinging underneath my vajayjay.

WWYD if you found a lamp with a genie, ready to grant you 3 wishes?

[Alvin]

I would make a wish-- asking the Genie to double each wish into two. Make five wishes, and save the last one and make a wish to double that wish again.

WWYDI you found a lamp with a genie, who said "Guess what? No wishes. You're fooled!" and got back to the lamp immediately?

[Cridders88]

Shrug and say "oh well"

WWYDI Donald Trump knocked at your door?