What would you do?

[Alvin]

I would say "Not my president. Find another one, please."

WWYDI Theresa May knocked at your door?

[Cridders88]

Ask her why she must always convulse satanically in her seat in Prime Minister's Questions. Then politely tell her to go away as I have no interest in what she has to say.

WWYDI a farmer drove up the street where you live on a tractor, completely naked?

[Smurlos]

Ask her why she must always convulse satanically in her seat in Prime Minister's Questions. Then politely tell her to go away as I have no interest in what she has to say.

WWYDI a farmer drove up the street where you live on a tractor, completely naked?

I'd probably run up the side of the tractor and grab a quick selfie and post it to instagram and hashtag the hell out of it #GettingPloughed #CoppingAField #SewingHisSeed

What would you do if you witnessed a large plane crash into a neighbouring field whilst looking out of your bedroom window?

[Alvin]

Call the police and an ambulance, and then go to help.

WWYDI you were told by the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council that the earth was about to end in less than two of your Earth minutes since the outlying regions of the Galaxy required the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettable the Earth was one of those scheduled for demolition?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Grab my Towel and my copy of the Hitchhikers Guide.

WWYDI asked WWJD?

[Alvin]

I would say: "WWJB?"

WWYDI you had no access to the internet?

[Cridders88]

Go for a walk.

WWYDI you had a sudden nosebleed?

[Alvin]

Stuff my nose with tissue and then google what I should do.

WWYDI you found out that your partner could teleport?

[Cridders88]

Ask him how he managed to do it and if there is any chance I could also teleport.

WWYDI you caught your partner in bed with another man?

[Alvin]

Depends on what they were doing in bed. Could it be that they were trying to kill each other?

WWYDI your partner told you that you were in "The Truman Show"?