01-19-2017, 12:56 PM
Saturday morning the weather was too bad to play golf. I was bored with nothing to do.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
" So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked: "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Buggered if I know. Nobody's ever let me in before."
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
" So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked: "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Buggered if I know. Nobody's ever let me in before."
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams