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Jehova's Witness
#1
Saturday morning the weather was too bad to play golf. I was bored with nothing to do.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

" So I said, "Come in and sit down."

I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked: "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Buggered if I know. Nobody's ever let me in before."
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#2
The Mormon's are the same way...they just ride bicycles...
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#3
I just talk to them for about an hour another buddhism just dressed in my long johns lol!!

Never seen them again lol!!
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#4
They always send old people to my house.
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#5
Usually a pair of ladies--not always the same ones--comes to the house. The last time they came I heard their quick spiel and took their tracts and then one of them surprised me by saying something like, "It's troublesome for us to come knocking at your door isn't it." I wasn't wanting to be rude but I did agree., Haven't seen anyone since.
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#6
They usually get 3 seconds of my time....and I still feel cheated.
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#7
I just tell them I'm gay. They're gone in no time Wink
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