 Dirty Math Jokes
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02-04-2017, 01:49 PM
I thought someone might find this funny...
![[Image: 437-assymptote.png]](http://spikedmath.com/comics/437-assymptote.png) ![[Image: math-pick-up-lines-20.jpg]](http://pickuplinesworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/math-pick-up-lines-20.jpg) ![[Image: 7779752_f520.jpg]](https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/7779752_f520.jpg) ![[Image: 7f1c13e60e4c784886bf2108d95783f3.jpg]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/7f/1c/13/7f1c13e60e4c784886bf2108d95783f3.jpg) ![[Image: e380c11ff1bb9add525ee74a76e12db0.jpg]](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e3/80/c1/e380c11ff1bb9add525ee74a76e12db0.jpg) ![[Image: math-pick-up-lines-13.jpg]](http://pickuplinesworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/math-pick-up-lines-13.jpg)
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02-04-2017, 02:08 PM
I seriously love this!!
Emiliano
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02-04-2017, 02:17 PM
I'll bring it down to a first grade level with a math joke I remember thinking was hilarious when I was a kid.
What did the math teacher do when she was constipated? Worked it out with a pencil. 
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02-04-2017, 05:01 PM
Emiliano Wrote:I'll bring it down to a first grade level with a math joke I remember thinking was hilarious when I was a kid. LOL Ewww that hilariously gross
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02-05-2017, 01:48 AM
Emiliano's is the only one I can understand.
signed/ the humanities major
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himself
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02-05-2017, 01:58 AM
Don't worry. Maths jokes / memes aren't actually funny. They just make you feel good if you get them.
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02-05-2017, 02:24 AM
himself Wrote:Don't worry. Maths jokes / memes aren't actually funny. They just make you feel good if you get them. And groan most likely.
Thundanton
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02-05-2017, 01:33 PM
When a guy tells me he is as straight as a linear graph,
I say o great, two of us will go on top of you and you will start to bend. |
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