weirdest thing you've stuck in your ass.

[closet coffee guy]

haha how about an ice cream scoop handle. the shape and size seemed appealing =P

[rb17]

When experimenting as a teen I found a long slender candle very nice... There were a few other things I tried but I LOVED MY RED CANDLE.

Is that safe?
What if the candle broke? :confused:

As an adult I have tried a few things but always found vibrating sex eggs amazing

And what am I missing?

[peterinmalaga]

Don’t apologize, ilovethesummer, there’s enough censorship of gay ideas without us adding to it. I think your question is fine and if others disagree, they can ignore it. However I really don’t know what to answer because all sorts has been up there but nothing felt anything like the real thing (and I’m not talking Coca Cola here).

[fjp999]

Is that safe?
What if the candle broke? :confused:

Well there is always the string/wick. This was ages ago and I never lost my lovely red candle... it seemed to become a little softer with body warmth :biggrin:

And what am I missing?

[COLOR="Purple"]I guess you are missing them since youve missed them unless youve lost them

They come in various sizes. Usually connected to a double electrical cord so they can go on their own adventures and you can pull them along if they get lost... The other side of the cord leads to a small remote for various jiggles and wiggles.

Though kinda egg shaped they are more in the size of medium marbles but elongated...

I re-appropriated the pair I got... they were initially made as nipple clamp vibrators [/COLOR]

[CurtCB]

My friend Wesley's fingers.
Cute but very weird.
Now he tells every guy I meet that he made me ejaculate while playing around down there.
So I totally regret it.
However I have been eyeing this oddly shaped zucchini growing in my vegetable garden.

[sleeplessinwalsall]

A boiled sweet that resembled a penis.

[ardus]

Never used vegetables, but I did use a beer bottle one night while I was drunk, felt good at the time but the next day I regretted it. Now i just stick with my little pink dildo.
Richard

[marshlander]

Good, plan ... but if you are tempted again don't forget to take the top off the bottle next time

[Topher Husky]

The handle of a razor, a taper candle, and the bottom portion of one of those little travel shampoo bottles.

Those are about the craziest thing's I've used. Give me a chance to get my toys together, then you'll have something to talk about!

[alberich305]

Im very open minded i really dont find this offensive is a very good question.

Soi havent try anything weird, except one deodorant but it had the shape of a dildo and it was when i was very young, there wasnt anything else i could think to be as a penis, but the thing was a little thick so i didnt work quite well.

You know what i find really cool, ice cubes is crazy but sexy hehe.