Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems

[CellarDweller]

to satisfy an assignment from @Chase


a haiku request
has come from our posting friend Chase
so I'll fulfill it


I hear my fingers
clicking all the keyboard's keys
putting words right here


I hope Chase enjoys
the work I have posted
as I watch tv


there once was a member from GaySpeak
it turns out that he was quite the freak
what no one had heard
he had captured a bird
and let it peck his balls with its beak


have you heard about our friend Chase
his posts are all  over the place
one night he was tired
but a stripper he hired
and let the dude sit on his face



I'm too tired to understand what an OULIPO is.

[Chase]

don't be silly. I don't need to hire a stripper to find someone who would sit on my face.

[Bookworm]

@CellarDweller  this made me LOL 

[CellarDweller]

I'm glad you liked it @Bookworm

Here's one for you!

There once was a Scot known as "Bookie"
at love-making he was no rookie
made them fall to the floor
left them beggin' for more
it seems "Bookie" was one real hot cookie!

[Bookworm]

I'd like to meet this 'Bookie' you speak of   

[CellarDweller]

[Cridders88]

You've made my morning @CellarDweller, those were brilliant

[Cridders88]

I'd like to meet this 'Bookie' you speak of   

So modest