11-02-2020, 02:15 PM
An Alsatian dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "“There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”"
"“But",” the dog replied, "“that would make no sense at all.”"
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "“There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”"
"“But",” the dog replied, "“that would make no sense at all.”"
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams