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Off The Cuff - Chuck's Poems
#51
to satisfy an assignment from @Chase


a haiku request
has come from our posting friend Chase
so I'll fulfill it


I hear my fingers
clicking all the keyboard's keys
putting words right here


I hope Chase enjoys
the work I have posted
as I watch tv


there once was a member from GaySpeak
it turns out that he was quite the freak
what no one had heard
he had captured a bird
and let it peck his balls with its beak


have you heard about our friend Chase
his posts are all  over the place
one night he was tired
but a stripper he hired
and let the dude sit on his face



I'm too tired to understand what an OULIPO is.
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#52
don't be silly. I don't need to hire a stripper to find someone who would sit on my face.
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#53
@CellarDweller  this made me LOL  Lol
<<<<I'm just consciousness having a human experience>>>>
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#54
I'm glad you liked it @Bookworm

Here's one for you!

There once was a Scot known as "Bookie"
at love-making he was no rookie
made them fall to the floor
left them beggin' for more
it seems "Bookie" was one real hot cookie!
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#55
I'd like to meet this 'Bookie' you speak of   Joker
<<<<I'm just consciousness having a human experience>>>>
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#56
Wink Lol2
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#57
You've made my morning @CellarDweller, those were brilliant Big Grin
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#58
(07-14-2021, 08:23 PM)Bookworm Wrote: I'd like to meet this 'Bookie' you speak of   Joker


So modest Wink
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