08-15-2009, 10:00 PM
OH :eek:
MY :eek:
GOD :eek:
I went home this weekend (as I do most weekends) and took some washing with me, especially my bedding as my work accomodation doesn't have a tumble drier or a washing line so drying stuff is a challenge.
When I got home my mum very kindly took my washing to do, nice mummy
I have just returned to work accomodation and unpacked my washing to find..........
......my vibrator at the bottom of the bag :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I must have left it in the pillow case and forgotten about it. I don't know wether it went through the washing machine or not but it still works
I text my mum to say I was back ok and added 'erm, sorry about the 'extra' bit in my washing , lets never speak of it again!!!' She replied with 'thats ok-thats life'!! THIS IS MY MUM THE ULTRA CONSERVATIVE BIG KNICKERS IF ME AND MY BROTHER DIDN'T EXIST WOULD PUT MONEY ON HER NEVER HAVING HAD SEX MOTHER and that is the honest truth, not rose tinted child spectacles, my mother never did wild youth, she did teacher training college and home every weekend and the first thing she said when she found out i'd lost my virginity was 'I'm very disappointed in you'. (Needless to say I haven't come out to her yet!)
I AM SOOOO EMBARRASED:redface:
On the plus side it has given WLM something to have a good laugh about!
MY :eek:
GOD :eek:
I went home this weekend (as I do most weekends) and took some washing with me, especially my bedding as my work accomodation doesn't have a tumble drier or a washing line so drying stuff is a challenge.
When I got home my mum very kindly took my washing to do, nice mummy
I have just returned to work accomodation and unpacked my washing to find..........
......my vibrator at the bottom of the bag :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I must have left it in the pillow case and forgotten about it. I don't know wether it went through the washing machine or not but it still works
I text my mum to say I was back ok and added 'erm, sorry about the 'extra' bit in my washing , lets never speak of it again!!!' She replied with 'thats ok-thats life'!! THIS IS MY MUM THE ULTRA CONSERVATIVE BIG KNICKERS IF ME AND MY BROTHER DIDN'T EXIST WOULD PUT MONEY ON HER NEVER HAVING HAD SEX MOTHER and that is the honest truth, not rose tinted child spectacles, my mother never did wild youth, she did teacher training college and home every weekend and the first thing she said when she found out i'd lost my virginity was 'I'm very disappointed in you'. (Needless to say I haven't come out to her yet!)
I AM SOOOO EMBARRASED:redface:
On the plus side it has given WLM something to have a good laugh about!