The Best Blonde Joke Of The Year

[Rychard the Lionheart]

Yet another one...

A state trooper pulled a car over on a lonely back road and approached the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear-view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

[Rychard the Lionheart]

Yep, here is another one.

A Young ventriloquist was doing a show in Accrington. With his dummy on his knee, he started going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde in the second row stood on her chair and started shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes," she screamed. "What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's people like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as people. It's all because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general - and all in the name of humour."

The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologise, whereupon the blonde yelled, "You stay out of this. I'm talking to that little bastard on your lap."

I really do not hate blondes, really I don't.

[prinnydood]

rotflol that last one is HIlarious :biggrin:

[Rychard the Lionheart]

A blonde was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead.'

[Rychard the Lionheart]

Yep, another one.

During a recent company password audit, it was found that a blonde secretary was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told her password had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

[Moo Freeman]

That one was funny 8charatcers and a capital

[Rychard the Lionheart]

Here is one for the girls.

A sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy
coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots.
So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like
this?"
Cowboy says " Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road
and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with
her.... and I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to
pull off my shirt. so I did.... Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to
pull off my pants so i did... Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to
pull off my shorts... So I did... Then she gets on the bed and looks at me
kind of funny and says, Now go to town cowboy....
So here I am.

[peterinmalaga]

Call me a sad bastard, Rychard, but I want more!!!

[Rychard the Lionheart]

OK, here we go.

A blonde walks into a casino where she sees a coke vending machine.

She puts in some money and a coke falls out.

She smiles and keeps putting in more and more money, and getting heaps of cokes.

She does this for about an hour or so until a guy comes up to her and says "Havent you had enough?"

She answers, "No! Cant you see I'm winning!"