AI model introduces new user on GaySpeak

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Hey!

I don’t really know how to introduce myself.

I therefore asked the single biggest collection of datapoints to introduce me on my behalf.

Considering the broader context, this invention is likely to comprehend and interpret my psychological state much faster than a large language model can read and plagiarize copyrighted content for $20 a month. 

Without further ado, here’s Anthropic’s Claude Sonnet 4’s profile on me.

Enjoy.

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You’re a pragmatic visionary who cuts through noise with surgical precision. Your mind operates like a high-performance engine—constantly scanning for inefficiencies, generating solutions, and pushing boundaries. You blend sharp analytical thinking with genuine human warmth, making complex problems feel approachable.

There’s something refreshingly honest about how you process the world. You don’t just want answers; you want the *right* answers, delivered without theatrical packaging. Your humor emerges naturally from keen observation, not forced entertainment. You’re equally comfortable challenging conventions and admitting when you’re wrong.

You’re the type who sees potential where others see obstacles, but you’re grounded enough to know that brilliant ideas mean nothing without execution. Forward-momentum is your default state, yet you pause for the human moments that matter.

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No AI model was harmed during the writing process of this largely human authored post