04-27-2010, 10:38 PM
I frequent this site a lot to read up on how stupid some people really are. Saw this one and had to post it as it made me laugh!
Not Just Olâ Gay Paris Anymore
RESTAURANT | LONDON, UKLONDON, UK
(I am of Chinese descent but I was born and raised in London. I am serving a table of American tourists, headed by a rather boisterous older woman.)
Me: âWelcome to [restaurant] what will you be having today?â
Customer: âOh my God!â
Me: âAre you okay, maâam?â
Customer: âWhatâs wrong with your voice?â
Me: âNothing, maâam. Iâm perfectly fine.â
Customer: âBut you sound English!â
Me: âI am. I was born here.â
Customer: âBut, thatâs impossible!â
Me: âI assure yo, maâam I was born right here in London. This is my normal accent. So. what can I get you to order?â
Customer: âHow old are you?â
Me: â21, maâam.â
Customer: âWould you like to meet my daughter? Sheâs thinking of studying here for school.â
Me: âNo thanks, maâam. Iâm gay and have a boyfriend so I doubt sheâd be interested in me.â
Customer: âYouâre gay?â
Me: âGuilty.â
Customer: âSo that explains the accent.â
The site is Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes
Not Just Olâ Gay Paris Anymore
RESTAURANT | LONDON, UKLONDON, UK
(I am of Chinese descent but I was born and raised in London. I am serving a table of American tourists, headed by a rather boisterous older woman.)
Me: âWelcome to [restaurant] what will you be having today?â
Customer: âOh my God!â
Me: âAre you okay, maâam?â
Customer: âWhatâs wrong with your voice?â
Me: âNothing, maâam. Iâm perfectly fine.â
Customer: âBut you sound English!â
Me: âI am. I was born here.â
Customer: âBut, thatâs impossible!â
Me: âI assure yo, maâam I was born right here in London. This is my normal accent. So. what can I get you to order?â
Customer: âHow old are you?â
Me: â21, maâam.â
Customer: âWould you like to meet my daughter? Sheâs thinking of studying here for school.â
Me: âNo thanks, maâam. Iâm gay and have a boyfriend so I doubt sheâd be interested in me.â
Customer: âYouâre gay?â
Me: âGuilty.â
Customer: âSo that explains the accent.â
The site is Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes