Not always right.

[albabonzai]

I frequent this site a lot to read up on how stupid some people really are. Saw this one and had to post it as it made me laugh!

Not Just Ol’ Gay Paris Anymore
RESTAURANT | LONDON, UKLONDON, UK
(I am of Chinese descent but I was born and raised in London. I am serving a table of American tourists, headed by a rather boisterous older woman.)

Me: “Welcome to [restaurant] what will you be having today?”

Customer: “Oh my God!”

Me: “Are you okay, ma’am?”

Customer: “What’s wrong with your voice?”

Me: “Nothing, ma’am. I’m perfectly fine.”

Customer: “But you sound English!”

Me: “I am. I was born here.”

Customer: “But, that’s impossible!”

Me: “I assure yo, ma’am I was born right here in London. This is my normal accent. So. what can I get you to order?”

Customer: “How old are you?”

Me: “21, ma’am.”

Customer: “Would you like to meet my daughter? She’s thinking of studying here for school.”

Me: “No thanks, ma’am. I’m gay and have a boyfriend so I doubt she’d be interested in me.”

Customer: “You’re gay?”

Me: “Guilty.”

Customer: “So that explains the accent.”



The site is Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

[marshlander]

Thanks mile: I have had to bookmark that site!

[fredv3b]

Thank you for brightening my day! :biggrin:

[peterinmalaga]

I like it!

[matty7]

its funny - but at the same time shockin .... some people are so dumb its scary