Masturbate again?

[Jay]

I seriously need to lay off with masturbating as I am, 'Hello, I am Jay and I am a psychowank."

Few of my male and female colleagues know that as we frequently discuss our sexual lives together. But a few colleagues still think that my mind is innocent as I am still a virgin.

"I don't think we should let Jay watch American Pie with the rest of us. He has never seen things like this before. It's going to bother him afterward." A concerned colleague said. Another colleague replied, "Jay? Yea, right ..."

:biggrin:

But yea! Seriously I need to drop this psychowank of mine. Starting from now! I'll probably do it again tomorrow though. :biggrin:

[marshlander]

I seriously need to lay off with masturbating as I am, 'Hello, I am Jay and I am a psychowank." ... But yea! Seriously I need to drop this psychowank of mine. ...

Interesting that was not the meaning I had in mind when I used the word, but then I suppose English is riddled with homophones.

[PrinceMuzic]

Interesting that was not the meaning I had in mind when I used the word, but then I suppose English is riddled with homophones.

I think I used the definition you meant a few days ago. There was this guy I was totally into that I met at a weekend program whom I didn't pursue. When I went home one night and, you know, did my thing, thinking about him and what I wanted to do with him while I masturbated was awesome! LOL.



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[codis]

idk i would apply the term psychowank in the same way you can apply jerkoff.... "god that guys was such a jerk off!" "omg what a f***ing psychowank" yes it seems to just roll off the tongue (and the fingers as im typing lolz back to the original question it depends on my mood and the day (and my jerk off availability). at the very least once every other day but i try to make it a daily habit

[princealbertofb]

idk i would apply the term psychowank in the same way you can apply jerkoff.... "god that guys was such a jerk off!" "omg what a f***ing psychowank" yes it seems to just roll off the tongue (and the fingers as im typing lolz back to the original question it depends on my mood and the day (and my jerk off availability). at the very least once every other day but i try to make it a daily habit

You're right: you've got to keep those pipes working!! :biggrin:

[marshlander]

Extraordinary! This thread is about masturbation. My original use of the word combined two ideas to express doubt about

Paulo Cohelo wrote in one of his books that men masturbate because they are to scared to go after the real thing, there fear gets in the way to approach the guy of their dreams so they go home and masturbate in a fantasy...and sometimes its just fun

In my part of the UK we might refer to nonsense as "a load of ol' squit" or, in wider colloquial usage, "a load of old wank". Because of its popular science appeal Mr Cohelo's observations seemed like "psychobabble" to me. I simply combined the terms to suggest I did not agree with his comments about masturbation. I can't believe I just tried to explain that. :p

[PrinceMuzic]

Ooooooo! Well that was not what I meant. LOL. Thanks for explaining!!!!



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[marshlander]

Ooooooo! Well that was not what I meant. LOL. ...

That was plainly evident

[PrinceMuzic]

Ouch. Haha.



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[Jason74]

I masturbate alot to be honest, being single it sucks because you don't have a boyfriend that you can fool around with and have sex with. Also I am just so tired of random sex with strangers and I guess I would rather just be single as opposed to doing that crap. So I like to masturbate alot, few times a day. I make it new and fresh by sometimes playing with my ass, using a dildo or something like that. Read erotic stories on the internet, look for gay porno on X Tube and other places like that. I am proud to masturbate and it feels so good. Would rather have a nice ass to lick or nice cock to suck, but masturbating is good for now