God that is horrible.
.... What is wrong with me?
I didn't date or have a relationship until my mid 20's - am I so hideous that no one wanted me?
Apparently you are far more socially active than I have ever been - And better looking - far far better looking.
Think you, (Bowyn) could hide this from Aunty?
HUH?
HUH?
HUH?
BANNED BANNED BANNED
Now you listen up and you listen good!!
Want that I migrate out WEST (whichever way
that is) and beat you over the foreskin with a wet spaghetti until you whisper owch?
I told you ta stop selling yourself short..
Eeeeek Kwaaaaaack Phissst!
In kindness

Trial
EDIT
In answer to this I've quickly done another "tale"
For Bowyn, who I greatly respect...
But where oh where to post.... Perhaps chit-chat I've yet to decide...