You're banned game

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Banned for confiscating people's paraphernalia.....

We all know you ain't the po-po and are actually taking it for self gratification purposes - I want my bong back unbroken soon - so hurry up and toke.

[southbiochem]

Banned for being too late...he already broke your bong

[Bowyn Aerrow]

NO!!!!! Not my Favorite Bong!!!

Banned for not understanding the joke 'Dave's not here'

[southbiochem]

Banned for expecting me to understand something completely unknown to me

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You have a computer, go watch the movie...

Banned for not doing the research.... I'm utterly surprised you of all people would fail to research something as important as Cheech and Chong.

[Chase]

Banned for the terrible hospitality you gave Bilbo Baggins and the Dwarves.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Banned for even thinking elf blow jobs is/are bad hospitality. Elves do not have gag reflexes! yes we do any species very well - do meaning blow come on the elves are the gayest species in LOTR universe - we all know that.

[southbiochem]

Banned for generalizing about elves..

Fëanor was hardly that "feminine"/"androginous" type of elf that the movies showed so much

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Banned for never reading the Original Tolkien where the man comes right out and calls us elves 'strange'

Source: J.R.R. Tolkien - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. "You are a Wood-Elf, anyway, though Elves of any kind are strange folk."

Strange folk = queer folk

[Miles]

Banned for being queer as folk