Which kind of dildo do you guys think the best?

[Magicloud]

I think just a "stick" is not enough....

[wouldlikemuscle]

I've never actually used a dildo.

I guess what's best is down to the individual tho. If you're ass aint used to stuff going up it, then you'd want summat smaller to start with. If your ass has had more use than the red light district has in a whole year, then a "Super Duper Dildo" is what you'll need! lol




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[hellocake]

i think its d when theyr styled like how a penis looks, thats good and theyve got to be fare sized. i havent got a very big dildo just 8 inches. but i think its wrong when u see those mahoosive ones that are shaped like fists, like the size of traffic cones and shit. that cant be good for you!

[Shadow]

Hey hellocake,

I know exactly what you mean mate !!

First time I ever went to London shopping with my boyfriend (as, even though it's really quite close to us in Jersey, it's an hour away by plane so I never really go) he took me to Soho and into a sex shop and I have to say I, who am by NO means prudish, was wearing my jaw around my ANKLES when I saw what you could buy.

Some of those things weren't dildos ... they were rejects from the NASA Space Program ... I saw one thing called a "Butt Seeker", which was just INSANELY huge ... you'd have to have a butthole like a HULAHOOP (and not one of the crisps either) to use it ... I was peeing my PANTS with laughter at the images dancing through my head !!



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[Shadow]

Oops ! Sorry boys (and girls) - I guess I should really answer the original question shouldn't I *blushes*.

I'd have to say my favourite dildos (not that I ever USE the ones I have) are those which are shaped like penises with balls.

A mate of mine asked me what I'd like after I'd had my wisdom teeth out to help cheer me up, and I jokingly said "a Matthew Rush Dildo" and wham, bam, thank you ma'am - he went and got me one bless him.

It's about the size of a small anti-tank missile and there is no WAY it's ever going near my precious little ring, but hey !! It's fun to look at 'n that ...

*polishes it*

Yeeeeeeeees preeeeeeeeeshusssssssssssssss ...

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[clubkidz07]

Hey hellocake,

I know exactly what you mean mate !!

First time I ever went to London shopping with my boyfriend (as, even though it's really quite close to us in Jersey, it's an hour away by plane so I never really go) he took me to Soho and into a sex shop and I have to say I, who am by NO means prudish, was wearing my jaw around my ANKLES when I saw what you could buy.

Some of those things weren't dildos ... they were rejects from the NASA Space Program ... I saw one thing called a "Butt Seeker", which was just INSANELY huge ... you'd have to have a butthole like a HULAHOOP (and not one of the crisps either) to use it ... I was peeing my PANTS with laughter at the images dancing through my head !!



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LOL wasn't Prowler by any chance.................ooo the toys in there make my eyes water just lookng at them.Tis fun asking the man behind the counter to demonstrate though

[Shadow]

Truth be told I don't think I've ever clammed-up (in so many ways) so quickly in all my LIFE !!

I practically hopped out the shop with my cheeks (face-cheeks) sucked inwards in sympathy for anybody that'd ever fallen foul of the Butt Seeker ...

... but I DO wish I'd taken a photo of it ...

It was just ... just ......... just STUPENDOUSLY heauuuuuuuuuuge !!

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