Worst way to come out? Post yours here.

[Pseudo Rob]

I always read Coming Out stories which are done really sensibly i.e. sitting down with parents and explaining to them your feeling etc but I have never heard a coming out story where someone, for example, throws an object at someone and shouts "I'M GAY AND I HAVE SUCKED MORE DICKS THAN YOU'VE HAD HOT DINNERS!!!"

So, I'd like to encourage you guys out there, who think that you could've come out in a better way, to post your coming out story.


Mine (mine isnt as good as the example; I'm just quite ashamed of it):

Was at a friends party. I got really drunk but had to be home for the night so, instead of going to get a train for myself, my friends had to stop me from collapsing in to the road and then ring a taxi for me.

On the way back I was trying to persuade the taxi driver to drive his taxi in to a government building. When I arrived home, I emptied my wallet on to the already paid taxi drivers lap and went indoors.

Got indoors and started to cry and talk about how useless I was and how great my mum was. Then, as my mother was trying to comfort me, I said "I have a secret but I cant tell you" which made it almost inevitable that she would find out before the night was over. In the end I told her I was gay and then basically went to sleep almost immediately.

You know in the morning, after you've had a drink-loaded night, and your memories of the night before slowly come back to you? Yeah. I think thats the first time that I've ever woken up and shouted "FUCK" before.

But yeah, she was and is supportive and, as far as I can tell, comfortable with it. She did ask me if I had been molested though... Which, looking back, is a pretty old-fashioned reaction isnt it?

[The Virgin]

worst way to come out would probably be right after a church mass....

[Mr. Not So Lonely]

My sister outed me at thanks giving dinner it was a real mess.

[East]

I got up one morning when I was a sophomore in High School and it hit me that I was gay...I was thrilled actually because I really liked the more flamboyant folks I knew about but at the time I didn't realize that it was possible to be masculine and gay too. It wasn't as though there were any role models and I thought you had to be flamboyant to actually BE "gay":biggrin: at the time....

Within the hour my parents and my bothers all knew and I loved telling them because I hoped it would piss them off.

[The Virgin]

another one worst way to come out is in the middle of you own wedding.....

[jamiebfd]

worst way to come out would probably be right after a church mass....

haha yeah...
then it gets worse when they find out you have been sleeping with the priest lmfao!!!!

[Dark Angel]

My sister outed me at thanks giving dinner it was a real mess.

wow, that sucks :/ was it by accident?

[Beaux]

I think about all those "sensible" comming out stories and just think "I wish"

I was married (yes to a woman lol) for six years (quite happily actually) but then we had a HUGE fight over some really petty things one day and she said she was leaving and never coming back. I was pretty pst so I was like "leave then". She got in her car and drove off and I figured she would be back later. Well, a week passed and she didnt come back. I got pretty depressed and started drinking. A friend from high school showed up and we got twisted drunk togeather. I really dont remember much about that night but we woke up togeather naked in my bed. At first it was pretty uncomfortable, but then he kissed me and next thing you know we were going at it pretty hot and heavy. Thats when my wife walked in on us lolz. Apparently she had decided to come back to me. I will never forget the look on her face :eek: Anyway by the end of the day she had told EVERYONE we knew, my parents, her parents, EVERYONE. We divorced a couple months later. Thats how I came out of the closet. :redface:

[Evilbunnie]

My porn outed me when my nosey ass dad ([COLOR="Red"]God bless him) decided to go snooping around under my bed. He totally flipped, which really pissed me off because he caught my cousin watching straight porn in my room and only asked me to slightly chastise him for being silly enough to fall asleep with it on.[/COLOR]

[simon]

I think about all those "sensible" comming out stories and just think "I wish"

I was married (yes to a woman lol) for six years (quite happily actually) but then we had a HUGE fight over some really petty things one day and she said she was leaving and never coming back. I was pretty pst so I was like "leave then". She got in her car and drove off and I figured she would be back later. Well, a week passed and she didnt come back. I got pretty depressed and started drinking. A friend from high school showed up and we got twisted drunk togeather. I really dont remember much about that night but we woke up togeather naked in my bed. At first it was pretty uncomfortable, but then he kissed me and next thing you know we were going at it pretty hot and heavy. Thats when my wife walked in on us lolz. Apparently she had decided to come back to me. I will never forget the look on her face :eek: Anyway by the end of the day she had told EVERYONE we knew, my parents, her parents, EVERYONE. We divorced a couple months later. Thats how I came out of the closet. :redface:

OMG, so many questions but I'll limit myself to one,was that the first time you had been with a man or had feelings for men? (ok thats a cheeky two questions)