Oh Bugger!
03-14-2011, 03:48 PM
Well, Vig fans, I've gone and done it this time!
My absence for such a long time is due to me spilling a drink over my internet router, it didn't like it and it's refusing to speak to me. I'll get it sorted... on of these days.
I went through a stage of elemental Fk ups recently. First it was Fire when my toaster spntaniously combusted. Fire never did alarm or panic me, I simply opened the kitchen window and threw it out. Unfortunatelly it was still plugged in and the mains switch tripped. Thought I'd buggered the electrics but they were fine.
Then it was the turn of water. The washing machine went tits up then I dangled my NEW MP3 player in the shower which still had a few centrmetres of water in it. It came out with about 10% of it's functions. What the hell do you do in a situation like that! Simples... I put it back in its box with all the literature and took it back to the shop and complained that it wasn't working properly. They replaced it for free. Naughty but effective!
Did someone send me a friendship request or something a few months ago? Email me at [email protected] Stalkers are welcome as long as you give a professional service! I refuse to consider you giving up you home, job, family and life to move in with me unless you are at least on the other side of the country and we have absolutelly nothing in common. Oh and this neews must come like a bolt out of the blue no later than three days of us becoming generally acquainted.
Now, where did I put that pad of restraining orders...
I'll be back as soon as... "I shall return and I will be millions..."
My absence for such a long time is due to me spilling a drink over my internet router, it didn't like it and it's refusing to speak to me. I'll get it sorted... on of these days.
I went through a stage of elemental Fk ups recently. First it was Fire when my toaster spntaniously combusted. Fire never did alarm or panic me, I simply opened the kitchen window and threw it out. Unfortunatelly it was still plugged in and the mains switch tripped. Thought I'd buggered the electrics but they were fine.
Then it was the turn of water. The washing machine went tits up then I dangled my NEW MP3 player in the shower which still had a few centrmetres of water in it. It came out with about 10% of it's functions. What the hell do you do in a situation like that! Simples... I put it back in its box with all the literature and took it back to the shop and complained that it wasn't working properly. They replaced it for free. Naughty but effective!
Did someone send me a friendship request or something a few months ago? Email me at [email protected] Stalkers are welcome as long as you give a professional service! I refuse to consider you giving up you home, job, family and life to move in with me unless you are at least on the other side of the country and we have absolutelly nothing in common. Oh and this neews must come like a bolt out of the blue no later than three days of us becoming generally acquainted.
Now, where did I put that pad of restraining orders...
I'll be back as soon as... "I shall return and I will be millions..."
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