Well here goes.....

[Dieselman]

Good day all.....

The mod on the site has encouraged me to post an intro. But I am a bit hesitant.....go figure as the internet is anonymous :tongue:

Who I'm I?...well I'm a straight male but I'm a pay to play.....if you get my meaning.

The ladies I see have established a good working relationship with me, atypical in the "alt world" that I am in. We discuss openly what we would like to explore and both ladies are into BDSM and they both want to peg the hell out of me. Among other things...

I'm in my 40's and really want to explore. I enjoy several great forums in a wide range of topics. I'm open minded and believe to "each their own". I am a kook and a sarcastic bastard at times.

I'm also trying to crack the secret of the cock ring....can't seem to get it to "work":confused:


Thanks all
DM

[Rawr]

Welcome to the forums!

[zeon]

Hello and welcome to the forum,
We are a very accepting forum here even if ya pay and display kinda guy... Its a good old giggle ere

Hope ya ok and welcome

Kindest regards

zeon x

[Dieselman]

?.... As part of the GaySpeak Defense of Capitalism we are raffling your ass off to the highest bidder at ten tonight.
Welcome aboard.

So long as the highest bidder does not mind the odd hemorrhoid....or two:biggrin:


DM

[Dark Vamp]

Hello, welcome.

[marshlander]

Hello. Welcome

Cock rings ... is yours tight enough?

[Dieselman]

Hello. Welcome

Cock rings ... is yours tight enough?

I don't think so. I was going for the horse shoe style by "hardwear" but the 2" was too big. I'm getting the 1.75 in one and give that a go. I like the metal because it look so cool, but I may have to go with a string one if this does not work...:confused:


DM

[DarkDaisuke]

Welcome to gayspeak!

[Verbalocity]

Good day all.....

And a good day to you, Sir. mile:

Who I'm I?...well I'm a straight male but I'm a pay to play.....if you get my meaning.

You betcha. :biggrin: So are you a porn actor, or a rent-boy? Or neither (yet/anymore)?

I'm also trying to crack the secret of the cock ring....can't seem to get it to "work":confused:

Well, which finger are you wearing it on? :tongue:

But seriously, it's just like doing the hokey-pokey (with a few small differences):

You put your left ball in.
You put your right ball in.
You put your cock in.
And you shake it all about.

That'll get it to work.

But if you really wish to crack the secret, you'll need to assemble a Fellowship of the Cock Ring and embark on a journey to Mount Bedroom, making sure to always heed Gandalf the Gay's warning not to fall asleep while wearing Your Precious!

Cause you just might wake up minus some valuable jewels. :eek: