Dead Duck
09-22-2011, 06:44 PM
Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, "Your duck is dead." "How can you be sure, you've done no tests." Vet brings in a labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and then shakes it's head. Next, a cat sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet says, "Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead."
Vet hands woman a bill. She cries,"$820 to tell me my duck is dead?" Vet says, "If you had taken my word for it the bill would be $20 but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra..."..
Vet hands woman a bill. She cries,"$820 to tell me my duck is dead?" Vet says, "If you had taken my word for it the bill would be $20 but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra..."..
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