Greetings!

[wayneausten]

My name is Wayne Austen.
I live near the village of Cobbler's Bottom in the county of Nethershire.
My lovely home is called Knob End which I share with my beloved Willow.
My main hobbies are fingering the parson's organ, riding Python, my horse and writing
'The Wayne Austen Diaries'.

[BENDERBOY]

You sound like my kinda guy, except your somebody else's guy, anyway welcome to the site.

[Ceruleaan]

welcome to GS, nice to meet you

[wayneausten]

Mr Boy, you are welcome at my Knob End any time you are passing.
I would introduce you to my handy man, Harden Thicke, I believe he is single and you would never guess what he keeps concealed within his breeches!

[wayneausten]

Don't be worried Ceruleaan!
Wayne is here now to put a smile upon your face!
Just peruse my diaries!
Wx