07-19-2011, 05:16 AM
I do not get the Bieber fad.
His confidence, born with his age,
He packs in disparaged crowds of youth
As he ascends to take the stage.
He has his trite lyrics, four chords locked in place,
And that’s seemingly all he will need,
Not counting the body, haircut and face,
To seduce us and make our ears bleed.
While musically, Beethoven probably wins out,
And Shakespeare doth roll in his grave,
What is it about this Canadian kid
To whose beat we've all become slave?
His hair is too long, his chest not defined,
And great muscle hangs from no limb.
I see cuter, more talented, interesting boys
Every day when I walk by the gym.
So what about Biebs do we all like so much,
Just his talent? Or as I surmise,
Is it more of the fact that because of his fame
Shirtless pics are more common than flies?
His confidence, born with his age,
He packs in disparaged crowds of youth
As he ascends to take the stage.
He has his trite lyrics, four chords locked in place,
And that’s seemingly all he will need,
Not counting the body, haircut and face,
To seduce us and make our ears bleed.
While musically, Beethoven probably wins out,
And Shakespeare doth roll in his grave,
What is it about this Canadian kid
To whose beat we've all become slave?
His hair is too long, his chest not defined,
And great muscle hangs from no limb.
I see cuter, more talented, interesting boys
Every day when I walk by the gym.
So what about Biebs do we all like so much,
Just his talent? Or as I surmise,
Is it more of the fact that because of his fame
Shirtless pics are more common than flies?