'fess Up

[BobInTampa]

Since becomming sexually active at 17, i have had sex with more than 1,000 partners!! Not something i'm proud of but hey, it is what it is!

[Almac]

Since becomming sexually active at 17, i have had sex with more than 1,000 partners!! Not something i'm proud of but hey, it is what it is!

Who's boasting then..! LOL

[Rainbowmum]

Ok, here goes.

My housemate Andrea and I, were both students at Monash University and the summer break was on the horizon, we were both about 18ish or so at the time.

There was no way we were going to miss an opportunity to do something totally radical with the six week break that we had saved up for all year.

So we decided we would drive up to Cairns for a change of pace.
After all it was only a mere 2797 kms from Melbourne.

Our car, an old Valiant ex ambulance, just had a total clean bill of health from the Mechanic.
Three nights before we were to leave, we all sat down for a smoke session with the rest of our house mates.
Totally smashed Andrea and I go for a drive to get various munchies and such, when we suddenly see him.
There he was right next-door to the service station, lying helplessly on his side; don’t ask me why this caught my attention, till this very day I could not tell you.
I pointed at him and said" look how sad he looks laying there helpless", Andrea also took pity on the poor little thing.
Before I knew it, I somehow jumped the fence and had him in my arms.
So we took him home with us , as we sat there trying to decide what his name could be , the plot hatched , and we were sitting at the typewriter typing out a farewell letter for him.
It went something like this:

Dear owner,
I have decided to go on holidays, as you never take me anywhere.
You don’t care about me; you don’t even chastise the dog for peeing on me.
The cat throws dirt on me , and you don’t care.
I have had enough; I may or may not return.

Sincerely yours
Fred ( The garden gnome.)

We snuck back and placed it in the letter box.
That was the beginning of our gnome kidnapping we had no Idea that we would make it into the news, but we did, Front page of the Age lol.
We took Fred away with us and sent the owner Polaroid’s of him at different locations that we stopped at.
When it was time to come back home we gave Fred a total makeover tan , sunglasses Hawaiian shirt ,and put him back in his garden.

We kidnapped many more gnomes but I will always remember Fred .

[ZackT]

That's so awesome

Oh my goodness



And how in the world did you even have time to be with 1000 partners BobinTampa? I dunno...

[AlephNull]

Wow, well with me you just opened up a can of worms... So many fantasies to confess to, and they are all so intricate....

I've always had a "cuddle-fish" type fantasy (for those of you who know how physically weaker male cuddle-fish "win" women). Basically the fantasy is that I become friends with a woman while cross dressing as a woman (and I am very convincing looking woman at that! In my fantasies at least). Eventually I meet her husband and he becomes acquainted with me and thinks that I am a woman. So while he is at work I hang out with his wife and one day reveal that I am really a man, and upon revealing it we proceed to spend our days together fucking like rabbits while her husband is at work, but one day... He comes home early just as we were about to start the fun (while I still have my feminine clothes on), and finds me and his wife making out. He gets the whole "hey my wife brought in another woman to spice up the relationship!" going in his head, and then he proceeds to fuck me in the ass and start up a hot threesome with him, his wife, and me. The whole time not realizing that I am really a man.

[Uke]

My confession, what I would never admit to anyone...I'm all screwed up!!

I mean, my sexual orientation changes so often and it's all confusing and weee...even today, I've masturbated for both gay and straight porn...and while I feel maybe more free and honest to myself in homosexual element I definitely enjoy female figure and straight sex more. I want to be with men because it's easier and feels more comfortable, but I feel tremendous attraction particularly japanese women.

So I don't know...I'm pretty fucked up.

[AlephNull]

My confession, what I would never admit to anyone...I'm all screwed up!!

I mean, my sexual orientation changes so often and it's all confusing and weee...even today, I've masturbated for both gay and straight porn...and while I feel maybe more free and honest to myself in homosexual element I definitely enjoy female figure and straight sex more. I want to be with men because it's easier and feels more comfortable, but I feel tremendous attraction particularly japanese women.

So I don't know...I'm pretty fucked up.

Nothing fucked up there. Sex is 50% psychology and 50% biology. And the lines between psychology and biology blur so often its not even funny. Whats the point in me mentioning this? Well biologically most men are programmed to get horny for the female form, yes even a lot of gay men yield to this fact of biology. Psychologically speaking, for myself at least, I feel more comfortable around men because I know they know what its like to be a man, and therefore I feel like I share a kind of automatic connection with said men when I wouldn't with women. This makes it much easier for me to be emotionally and physically intimate with men than with women. I hope you get what I am getting at here.



Just remember: David Bowie, when asked about his marriage to a woman jokingly said (with a degree of seriousness) "I have always been a closet heterosexual".

[Thibideau]

Well my confession is that I have a huge wrestling fetish. Which is strange because I've never even wrestled before. I just find something very primal about two guys wrestling each other. Not so much Pro-wrestling(Like the stuff on TV) But real actual wrestling. Gives me goose bumps just thinking about it.

[Uke]

Nothing fucked up there. Sex is 50% psychology and 50% biology. And the lines between psychology and biology blur so often its not even funny. Whats the point in me mentioning this? Well biologically most men are programmed to get horny for the female form, yes even a lot of gay men yield to this fact of biology. Psychologically speaking, for myself at least, I feel more comfortable around men because I know they know what its like to be a man, and therefore I feel like I share a kind of automatic connection with said men when I wouldn't with women. This makes it much easier for me to be emotionally and physically intimate with men than with women. I hope you get what I am getting at here.



Just remember: David Bowie, when asked about his marriage to a woman jokingly said (with a degree of seriousness) "I have always been a closet heterosexual".

I get what you're saying, because for that part it is the same with me ^^

Another reason is because there's two sides in me. One is the guy who pursues manly image, wants to be with a cute, sexy girl, marry her, and take good care of her. Have a few kids with her. Then there's the exact opposite: a girly, cute little guy who uses red hair dye and just wants to cuddle with his man and feel protected and loved.

Quite radically different sides, eh? Next thing, I'll probably realize I'm transsexual or something lol. But nonono I'm not a schizophrenic!

In all the seriousness, I feel lost in the whole thing. I mean, how can I ever be true to my(presumed)male partner if the next day I feel attraction to the young girl next door? Well, obviously I wouldn't cheat, but it would be wrong for my partner in any case.

[BinarySurfer]

Nothing fucked up there. Sex is 50% psychology and 50% biology. And the lines between psychology and biology blur so often its not even funny. Whats the point in me mentioning this? Well biologically most men are programmed to get horny for the female form, yes even a lot of gay men yield to this fact of biology. Psychologically speaking, for myself at least, I feel more comfortable around men because I know they know what its like to be a man, and therefore I feel like I share a kind of automatic connection with said men when I wouldn't with women. This makes it much easier for me to be emotionally and physically intimate with men than with women. I hope you get what I am getting at here.



Just remember: David Bowie, when asked about his marriage to a woman jokingly said (with a degree of seriousness) "I have always been a closet heterosexual".

I feel a little different. Ever since I was 6 years old, I was interested in other males. Females have never ever interested me. Obviously, 6 year olds don't have sex and shouldn't know what sex is, but I had physical attraction/interest in other males. It has been that way until now, where the male form is b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l. Although it's not a secret for me, I share the same secret with snowman, I love the underwear isle and always slow down when passing through, lol. What I'm trying to say is that I don't think I have the biological part of attraction you are referring to.



I'm nice, quiet, and caring, but I want to me Dominated, but I won't submit because I'm just as dominating, so it sorta becomes a competition of dominance, even though I'm bottoming. I don't know if I explained it correctly, but it's totally hot in my head, lol