First Pet's Name ?

[Maffyew]

ok my pornstar name would be Zena Northeast (Zena was my first kitty cat)
I some how dont think it works much for me lol

[MartinH1]

My first pet was a hamster called elvis

So that makes me . . Elvis Johnston mile:

[yar]

My firs pet was a black Water Spaniel with a white tip on his tale. Now you know his name. Tippy

[marshlander]

My first pet was a hamster called elvis

So that makes me . . Elvis Johnston mile:

Yes, I can see that ... suits you, sir

[MartinH1]

Yes, I can see that ... suits you, sir

Why thank you

[zeon]

When i was a wee lad living with me mam our first pet was a cat we called scruffy and i used to drag him round by his tail till he got hit by a lorry but luckily survived... But then mam got rid of him and i can remember crying my heart out because i didnt have no more scruffy... Mind you he did suffer mild brain damage so it was only fair for him to go to a place he can be cared for better than us but i didnt see that as a 6 year old lad...

Since moving out of home i got a set of sea monkeys which i just called unknown... All of them were unknown as they bred like rabbits but then died a year later and NO i didnt cry.. Just was a man about it and sent them to the heaven in the sewers/sea.. I also as a proper animal got myself a pet rat called gucchi which my boyfriend named and first dog who is a miniture jack russell is called Benji - his a bit of a gobshite

kindest regards

zeon x

[fjp999]

zeon, nice story... poor scruffy (what a wonderful name though)...

Now to your mothers maiden name???

That would give us your pornstar alter-ego name as the OPs thread was after :tongue:

This is actually a double-edged question ... what was the name of (and what was) your first pet please ?

At the office the other day we had this joke going on that one of us received by e-mail which was "to ascertain your pornstar alter-ego name, take the name of your first pet, and your mother's maiden name", so feel free to post those on here as well if you like ...

My first pet's name was Nibbles - he was a gerbil (and I was VERY young), which makes my pornstar alter-ego name "Nibbles Harrison".

Har har mile:.

!?!?! Shadow !?!?!

[queer-python]

well, my first pet was a texas desert tortoise called "Rugosita" or "Rugo!!!!" when I am mad at her because she do something wrong. Its name means "rough", because of her rough shell and skin.
I do not know how make a porn name with that, if someone could help me...

Sorry to all you guys that have lost your first pet, I understand how important it is have an unconditional friend who does not judge you at all; my life would not be the same without rugosa and when she left me (if I do not die first), I will cry my eyes and spend all my money on candies.

[jade_ari]

My first pet was a lovely Huskie named Timber, a real beauty!

So I guess my porn-star name would be, ahem...Timber Burke...

[sivvo]

our first dog, back home, is Bruno (his the best, i miss him :frown: )


which makes me......Bruno Babbi! :eek: