Last Person to Post Wins

[CellarDweller]

*teleports to Chase's locations, puts my fingers upon his ribs*

[Chase]

Ewe, your hands are cold

*teleports outside of space and time*

[CellarDweller]

*follows Chase to the ends of space, time, and the Earth, to forever obtain the win*

[Chase]

*Chuck is destroyed from being in a dimension outside of his comprehension, I take win to New Zealand to live a simple life in a beautiful landscape*

[IanSaysHi]

I’ll just go into a different dimension where you never took the win and take that one.

[Chase]

Sure, have fun with that win, just stay away from mine in this dimension

[IanSaysHi]

That’s okay, oceans and dimensions shall always keep us in separate win zones.

[CellarDweller]

*I rematerialize in the center of all universes, and take all the wins that have ever been, are now, and ever will be, and put them in my secret cave*

[IanSaysHi]

Just because you believe you’re the centre of all universes doesn’t mean you are. You win nothing.

[Chase]

well, stepping foot in the British Isles is on my bucket list, so someday maybe we can go to where our dimensions converge (located in Platform 9 3/4 of course) and go to a pub or whatever in one or the other's dimension. Do British people go to pubs? What are pubs really? Because here in the states they're usually just restaurants. Are British pubs like bars, only more sophisticated?