Answer only with a question.

[Miles]

How has this thread gone untouched for a week?

[MisterTinkles]

Weren't you trying to get everybody to touch YOU instead??

[Miles]

Well don't most people have two separate hands that they can touch different things with at the same time?

[MisterTinkles]

Didn't you want your two separate things touched at the same time?

[Miles]

Could you elaborate on which two separate things?

[MisterTinkles]

Those things which are separate?

[Miles]

Where's the separation between them?

[MisterTinkles]

Here------------------------------------------and there...

[Miles]

What kind of a question was that? :p

[MisterTinkles]

Here-------------------------------------and there?????