Answer only with a question.

[Chase]

Ian! What did I say about revealing my mind-reading powers to others over the internet? Or should I reveal your secret powers capable of turning people into G-string thong bikinis?

[IanSaysHi]

Would you be upset if I told you you had me confused with an Ian from another dimension?

[CellarDweller]

if Ian turned me into a thong, would you wear me, Chase?

[IanSaysHi]

I’m out.

[Chase]

It depends on if I needed to wear a dance belt. Did you know all of your male Super Friend's would technically need to wear a dance belt, which is a jock strap only a thong lace between the cheeks, underneath their leotards?

[CellarDweller]

why would they need to wear that?

[Chase]

There's this thing called Google, have you heard of it?

[CellarDweller]

why don't you just tell me?

[IanSaysHi]

Are you able to type www.google.com into whatever browser you’re using to access this thread?

[Bookworm]

Is he just being lazy?