Granted: 1000 baby goats will be delivered this afternoon
I wish I had a fun job.
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Granted, but it doesn't pay anything and now you are bankrupt.
I wish I didn't have to work today.
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Granted ... you cannot give a flying Bleep about anything or anyone.
I wish when people sucked the life out of you they would also take some fat with them.
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granted . i wish for that , too ~
i wish i didn't feel fat
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Granted. You now have a sumo wrestler flanking you on each side.
I wish my family would stop crying over me moving.
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Take 'em all with ya!
I wish I could dance.
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Granted, and like the young lady who asked that of me before, those shoes that are now on your feet will make you dance and dance until you die! Bwahahahaha
I wish I had a better list of Youtube songs to listen too.
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granted . but then the sound on your computer stops working so you can't hear the music ~
i wish i didn't have to wake up really early tomorrow
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Granted, but now you have a date with death at noon : o
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