Ruin you wish!!

[Beau]

Granted. Miles will now stop by and give you a back rub. (Wait, I thought we were granting bad wishes)

I wish I could sleep nekkid.

[Buffylo]

I wont complain. Lol.

And for that you can. Sleeping clothed is stuffy.



I wish I could speak German fluently.

[Miles]

Granted, now you only speak German fluently.

I wish I could receive a back rub in return...

[Beau]

Granted! Buffylo gives you a sensual back rub in return.

I wish I had something good but nutritious to eat right now.

[monk]

Granted, but you're allergic to all of it.

I wish I was married to Matt Damon.

[elad12]

Granted but Ben Affleck critiques all your moves.

I wish I was in Iceland

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted... Seriously what is worse than living in Iceland... Or is that Greenland I'm thinking of?

I wish the dishes were already done.

[Blue]

Granted, except the burnt on lasagna pan, the bacon grease filled skilled and the dried out oatmeal saucepan your roommate hid in the drawer under the oven last week.

I wish my car had wings and a jet engine.

[Beau]

Granted. It is missing a steering wheel though and now its unusable.

I wish for bubblegum.

[Blue]

Granted, just try to comb your hair - I think your gum is in it.

I wish I had someone here to help me finish the boat I'm trying to build.