Ruin you wish!!

[elad12]

Granted, you have complete control of the weather but not your bladder

I wish it was 1890

[stpdo2]

Granted, but indoor plumbing is not available where you are anymore.

I wish I wasn't tired and ready for bed already.

[ChrisD]

Granted. Your blood has now been replaced by caffeine and you will be super-awake for the rest of forever (and then some). And therefore you will not be tired.
I wish it wasn't so darn cold up here.....

[stpdo2]

Granted, but now it is 120F and 90% humidity, and no one's AC is working.

I wish my dog didn't bark at the deer in the woods behind my house so much. They're harmless.

[ChrisD]

Granted your dog does not bark, but the deer are not harmless. You are now surrounded by feral deer.

I wish I could be nocturnal.

[Beau]

Granted, but you are also a vampire.

I wish I wasn't nocturnal.

[monk]

Granted - go to bed! :biggrin:

I wish I was clever.

[Beau]

Granted! Your next post in this thread will be the best you've ever posted!

I wish I wasn't so sarcastic.

[stpdo2]

Granted, but now you are like the econ teacher in Ferris Bueller's day off (the teacher played by Ben Stein)

I wish I were ready to start dating again

[elad12]

Granted: You are now a prolific dater and you can't keep them back. They are after you day and night.

I wish I was on vacation