Ruin you wish!!

[Beau]

Granted, but your passport was stolen and you have no money.

I wish I lived somewhere tropical.

[elad12]

Granted: You live on a 900 sq ft patch of sand 150 miles from the next nearest patch of sand

I wish a beautiful gay man would knock on my door right now

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .. Not going to ruin that wish.

I wish people would stop calling me love.

[elad12]

Well! Where is he????


Granted; They will call you "sweetie pie" instead
I wish I could win the lottery

[Beau]

Granted. but you forgot to buy a lotto ticket that day.

I wish I could go back in time and fix my mistakes in life.

[monk]

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life making more mistakes.

I wish John Lennon was still with us.

[Beau]

Granted, but you did something to annoy him and he is suing you for millions of dollars.

I wish I could remember things more clearly.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted .... You remember the trauma of your birth.

I wish people would not nag at me for having the phone unplugged.

[stpdo2]

granted but now they nag you for everything else

I wish my to do list was a to done list

[Goodie]

Granted -you're in a coma and in your state of sleep you are done with everything


I wish I could sleep and Awake on preset commands without feeling like I would be awake longer when sleep is needed or feel tired when I need to wake.