Ruin you wish!!

[CuddlyBear]

Granted, but I start to bother you (hehe)

I wish I had someone close to me

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but now youre in a well in someone's basement....

HEY! that's my topic of poor taste humor!

Granted, Charles Manson is right behind you now..... :eek:

I wish it was warm enough to start planting in my garden.

[CuddlyBear]

Granted, but your plants burn from too much heat

I wish I never had homework

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you are chained to your desk chair at school and never go home.

I wish........................... (go for it, you figure it out )

[Miles]

Granted, but all the strapping sailors in thongs have to hurry back to the base so they just leave you chained up in your room.

I wish my phone's battery wasn't running out of charge faster and faster as time goes on.

[CuddlyBear]

Granted....but I squeeze you until your eyes pop out everytime I hug you (Sorry for being graphic hehe)

I wish Taylor Swift stopped singing about breaking up...

Ninja'd Again

Edit: Granted, but your phone's battery is as large as the Mars

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, from this day forth you are nija'd by everyone....

I wish the bushes didn't need trimming....

[CuddlyBear]

Granted...wait, what bushes were you talking about XD

I wish soda flooded from fountains

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, and pools, and hydrants, and rivers, and sinks and bathtubs. And its all Caustic Soda too!

I wish I had a new truck

[Kat]

Granted it's my old truck but it's new to you.

I wish I had a new car.