You're sitting on it.
I wish I was better at small talk.
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Granted - However I do no see why, I positively loath small talk myself. Thus I don't need to ruin it, in my opinion that wish is ruined already.
I wish it wasn't raining on legs today....
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Granted, it's now raining on arms.
I wish I had been given an Old Norse name at birth instead of a Christian name...
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Granted. Your name is now Old Norse.
I wish I never needed to sleep.
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Granted - now you never sleep, unfortunately you go insane from lacking of REM sleep...
I wish I could sleep.... I need the REM
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You don't need sleep for REM - go to YouTube!
I wish I was happy.
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Granted not ruining that one.
I wish my cousin in-law Itai ( My cousins husband in Israel) would get better soon.
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Granted he gets better at traveling and moves in with you with his 12 cats 3 dogs 2 rats and 2 camels.
I wish I didn't have to be alone right now.
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Granted: you now have 150 lbs of yak meat
I wish I was swimming in Fiji
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