Granted, now my sarcasm passes wayyyy above your head.
I wish my roommate would turn off the TV and talk to me.
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Granted. Now he won't shut the fuck up.
I wish I had some self control.
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Granted. You log off GS and... wait that's, not granted!
I wish I had a longer break and didn't have to get back to work.
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Granted you are instead.
I wish my best friend was a very friendly and helpful octopus
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Granted. Every time you are under the ocean the octopus is there to lend you a hand or 8.
I wish I had faster internet away from home.
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Granted, but it will cost you a leg.... :eek:
I wish I had internet access from anything other than just this computer...
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Granted. Your microwave is now connected to the internet.
I wish I was rich.
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Granted, you are the richest man on earth, but you get Pavarotti and all that sort of 'fan' attention that is rather creepy and scary too.
I wish I had a parrot.
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