Ruin you wish!!

[Lalo]

Granted- It was all a bad dream. However, now all of your dreams have something to do with losing your favorite member!

I wish that Bowyn's sarcastic wit didn't translate so well and keep me in stitches.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, now my sarcasm passes wayyyy above your head.

I wish my roommate would turn off the TV and talk to me.

[Miles]

Granted. Now he won't shut the fuck up.

I wish I had some self control.

[Beau]

Granted. You log off GS and... wait that's, not granted!

I wish I had a longer break and didn't have to get back to work.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, your breaks are now 5 hours long

I wish my dogs would stop being hungry all the time.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted you are instead.

I wish my best friend was a very friendly and helpful octopus

[Beau]

Granted. Every time you are under the ocean the octopus is there to lend you a hand or 8.

I wish I had faster internet away from home.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but it will cost you a leg.... :eek:

I wish I had internet access from anything other than just this computer...

[Beau]

Granted. Your microwave is now connected to the internet.

I wish I was rich.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you are the richest man on earth, but you get Pavarotti and all that sort of 'fan' attention that is rather creepy and scary too.

I wish I had a parrot.