Ruin you wish!!

[partisan]

Granted but have you ever heard the saying "you have enemys, good! You must be doing something right"
i wish i had a combine harvester

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but the blades are rusty.

I wish I did not have this headache.

[partisan]

Granted, bang your head against your floorboards
I wish I had a joint

[Miles]

Granted - the only joint you have is a joint in your right little toe. And you can't even smoke it.

I wish my nostrils weren't all raw and dry and peeling.

[Lalo]

Granted- Now all of your other orifices are "raw and dry and peeling".

I wish that i could get a haircut.

[partisan]

Snort milk
i wish i had some loose change

[partisan]

Granted, i hope you like pig tails
wish had some loose change

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, one million dollars in pennies is now falling out of the sky to bury your house under copper clad zinc.

I wish my roommate would turn down the TV.

[Beau]

Granted. He peels the TV down just like you pull down your blankets before going to sleep. Now the TV is broken.

I wish I had a nice place to live. (and not a poor one)

[Lalo]

Granted! You now have a beautiful house right on the beach.

Of course, Hurricane Fluffy destroys it on your first day residing there. Now you are homeless.

I wish that I could spend every day painting and working around the house, crafting, etc. and still get paid for it.