Ruin you wish!!

[partisan]

Granted, my house
i wish i had x ray vision

[Miles]

Granted, but now all you see are X-rayted pictures of Mr. Potatohead.

I wish I picked up on jokes more quickly.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you now see a joke in everything and take nothing seriously - you joker you.

I wish Miles would write a song about elves.

[elad12]

Granted the first song is called shElves, it about shopping at Ikea

I wish someone would ruin this wish

[Miles]

Your wish is granted without being ruined, thereby ruining your wish of having your wish ruined......wait

I wish I wasn't caught in an infinite loop.

[elad12]

Granted instead you are caught in an infinite lap

I wish I was over there instead of over here

[partisan]

Granted but when you get there you’ll realise its just the same as here except everythings upside-down
I wish I was more diplomatic

[Rainbowmum]

Not granted , a dose of the naked truth does not hurt anyone.

I wish the person below me a wonderful day.

[Lalo]

Thanks Mum! I am not going to ruin that and I will save that one up for tomorrow.

I wish that America had better treatment options for mental illness.

[Miles]

Can't ruin that one.

I wish I managed my time better.