Ruin you wish!!

[Woollyhats]

Granted, but it never rains again, ever, and the resulting drought ends all land life on the planet.

I wish I didn't have to work today, and had a holiday like everyone else.

[partisan]

Granted welcome to north korea.

I wish i could be in heaven.

[Beau]

Granted, but your penis doesn't work.

I wish I had a new car.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but its covered in coke slogans - oh wait, you are a walking driving billboard anyway, I suppose that doesn't ruin it for you. :tongue:

I wish my ears would stop ringing.

[elad12]

Granted. Now instead of ringing you hear an endless loop of "It's a small world after all" over and over and over and.....

I wish my truck hadn't died

[partisan]

Granted but your truck now LIVES! Has actuall intelligence and runs on the blood of the innocent!

I wish i had a lobster

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, one two ton lobster coming up!

I wish I had a better singing voice.

[partisan]

Granted but you make many enemies for breaking into song at innapropiate moments, like nessun dorma at the fish counter etc.

I wish i could no the exact time & date of my inevitable demise?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, June the Fifth at 03:26 (GMT) 2062

No need to ruin that, because while you know the when, what you don't know is the why/how and trust me you really do need to worry about that one - its bad - real bad - I'll let your imagination run its course.

I wish I couldn't see the future so clearly sometimes....

[d3n]

Granted, from now on you need to read your future visions from raw potatoes.

I wished everyday was weekend.